Poetry Text Messages
October 21st, 2009
ye dil ka parinda bhi ajab shey he keh jisne,
Pyasa bhi raha dasht se hijrat bhi nahen ki.
Diwali Text Messages
October 21st, 2009
This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI!
Pathan Sms Jokes
October 21st, 2009
Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->
Funny Text Messages
October 21st, 2009
Dost tere bager ik pal na reh paonga,
Bus dil men ek hasrat liye mar jaonga,
Mat rona mere marne par a dost,
Mar k bhi tere liye biryani chor
jaonga… ;->
Insult Text Messages
October 8th, 2009
Agar Aap Kisi Larki ko I LOVE YOU Kahain.
Aur Woh Larki Aap ko Kiss kar k Apna Mobile Number Day day
To Aap Is ko kya kahain gay?
Zahir Hai
KHUWAB.. 
Urdu Funny Text Messages
October 8th, 2009
This is 2009:
1st Class ka Bacha Apni Miss se: Mai Aap ko Kaisa lagta hon?
Miss: So Sweet!
Bacha: To Phir mai Apne Ammi Abbu ko Aap k Ghar kab Bhejon?
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta k Woh hamari Baat Agay chalayen.
Miss: Ye kya Bakwaas hai!
Bacha: Tution parhne k liye.
Sadar Text Messages
October 8th, 2009
Makan Malik: Main Tumko Kiraya dene
k liye Aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hun.
Sardar: Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
K 3 din Select karta Hun.
Urdu Love Text Messages
October 4th, 2009
Hoti hai Wafa unki nigahon se numaya
Alfaz me karte hen jo izhar bohat kam
Khamosh mohabbat ka yaqin Q ni krte
Hum ehle wafa karte hen Guftgu bht kam.
Exams Text Messages
October 2nd, 2009
Question paper of 2020 in Pakistan
Q1 – Name the cities of Pakistan where electricity is found?
Q2 – How does Sugar tastes? Explain in your own words.
Q3 – Draw a neat and labeled diagram of a suicide jacket.
Q4 – In ancient times, What was PETROL used for? Support your answer with examples.
Q5 – Explain principle and working of a DRONE… 
Boys Vs Girls Text Messages
October 2nd, 2009
Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin… Tin… Tin…